Thursday, February 04, 2010

FO News Roundup, February 4, 2010

  • "I hate Valentine's Day. You pay a ton of money, you get this lousy prix fixe menu, the service sucks, and you end up spending three hours across the table from your woman, starting to look like Ruth Bader Ginsburg." CNN's Ashton Kutcher fetish subsists, unabated. (P)

  • Scott Brown takes office, Dow plunges 270 points. Just sayin'. (P)


  • Pluto's PR people make their case for planethood (photo at right). Really? Is that the best you can do? (P)
  • C'mon already: it's a Prius. Brakes? We don't need no steenkeen' brakes! (P)