Tuesday, February 23, 2010

FO News Roundup, February 23, 2010

Seven bullets today:
  • Mass killer and IHOP suckerpuncher Amy Bishop may have planted a "herpes bomb" in her lab building. The jokes just write themselves these days. (P)
  • Apple's iPhone Patrol: please leave the sex apps to the professionals, people. But as always, keep the fart apps coming. (P)
  • Nurse, get me 100 ccs of Viagra, with a Cialis chaser. Boner's gone missing! (P)
  • If Elvis left the building, would Schiphol air security notice? Because they sure as hell didn't see him coming in. (P)
  • Have a heart, Albania. (Yeah, we've done that line before, but who's gonna know?) (P)
  • Brown votes for the jobs bill. What kind of Republican are you, Scott? (P)
  • Lost in the Fox News outrage: the patriotic hero of their story thinks the Pledge of Allegiance is the "national anthem." (P)

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