Thursday, February 18, 2010

FO News Roundup: February 19, 2010

SEVEN bullets. Has to be a record (note that none of them carry (M)s):
  • "Troubling." Fox News comments on the loss of a reader. (P)
  • Hate to harp on a sentiment, but EAT IT, CHINA. (P)
  • Am I the only person in the world who thinks it's terrific that Google has scanned millions of out-of-print books and proposes to make them available to anyone with an Internet connection? Apparently. (P)
  • We all know Boston hasn't been the same since Cheers left the air, but "less drunk" than a city in Utah? COME ON! (P)
  • Look out, Silver Screen: snappy artificial mother/daughter repartee is coming for you. (P)
  • SHOCKER (sez Us Magazine): JWoww and Snooki aren't Italian. Adjust your stereotypes accordingly. (P)
  • FO exclusive sneak peak at Tiger's statement: "I did it all for the makeup sex. Right, baby? Baby?" (P)

1 comment:

Mithridates said...

In defense of my fair city.

Death rates from liver disease may be low from all the stellar hospitals around - it also might be from Darwinism - after so many generations of heavy drinkers, you'd expect offspring with strong livers; alcohol-induced car accidents may be low because it's a walking city and people can stumble home; same for DUI arrests; and yes, it has harsh DUI penalties.

But we're still drunk, dammit!

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