Thursday, January 21, 2010

FO News Roundup: January 21, 2010

  • Bowling Alley Turf Wars in Jersey: A Farce in Three Lines. Arsonist 1: “Can you spare a match?” Arsonist 2: “Here’s one, now strike it.” Arsonist 1: “Done. It’s 7:10. We’d better split.” (P, here all week, unfortunately).
  • Cindy McCain has duct tape on her mouth to support same-sex marriage. Can we get some on her husband? (P)
  • Your honor, I move to dismiss this complaint as baseless. The plaintiff didn't slip on butter. She slipped on butter-flavored topping. (P)

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